Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Sons of ALABAMA... Mother fuckin' HAINTS.....

Duane sent us a little care package........

It was like Kwanza....

So much good shit... so fucking RAD!

Thanks homie!

Be on the lookout for something good.... but give me a couple days to put it together.... you kinda blew my mind with this....... hahaha............

Can I be in the Panther Crew?

And, I like the individual stamps... nice touch... haha......

Later.




New Stickers......

Our boy Chris hooked it up...... more of every sticker and a special one just for some spice.......

Chris made these rad Nobody Reads stickers with nekkid chicks on them...... I dig it!

So, if you want one hit the store.... you get one naughty and one nice.....

Oh, and new Metal stickers too........

Thanks Chris!




NYC BBQ

A few weeks ago we had a little late release party for Issue 3.... well, not that late since a bunch of the mags were late.... anyways..... we went to Brooklyn, saw family, saw friends old and new and generally had a fucking blast........ Vander set up a sick jam at Lady Jay's..... Mile's took stellar care of us and made the best BBQ I've had in a few years..... fucking crazy to have LEGIT BBQ in Brooklyn..... anyways.... the release party was a good time for sure........ here's a few shots that our resident photographer - Wild Bill aka Billy Ray - took of the shin-dig...... and as always, thanks Vander and Kat love you guys......

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

OWN A PIECE OF SHOW CLASS ISSUE 1

This drawing comes straight from the pages of Issue 1 and it's for sale. $175.00 USD framed and shipped to your door (in the USA, will quote for shipping out of the USA). It's the original drawing (not a print) in a 12"x12" frame ready to go on your wall.
Email me at george@deathscience.com for payment information.
Thanks for your support,
Gorgeous George

Monday, November 28, 2011

While we're at it......

Jamie did such an amazing job on the Issue 4 cover art that we had to make something more out of it........





Also in the STORE.........

And, right now, ON SALE........

Put some CLASS on your ASS......

A little something for the ladies out there........






In the STORE now.......

Issue 4 is DONE........

Well, it's done... off to the printers and will ship on 12/12....




Clarke and I will be sending EVERY copy FIRST CLASS....

Like usual, packed full of mediocre horse shit........ haha.............. like this.....










Don't forget all subscribers also get a CLEAR THE AIR air freshener..............



AND last, but not least..... don't forget you can save some dough......... UNTIL TOMORROW.....


Sunday, November 27, 2011

Wanna SAVE some DOUGH..........?

So, I gotta admit I don't know shit from shinola about CYBER Monday....... but being the trend-humper I am I jumped on the band wagon...... Plus, Clarke and I figured we'd help keep your pockets a little heavier.......

Most everything we love comes in 2's..... 2 wheels, 2 beers.... 2 titties......... it was only natural.........

22% OFF of anything you buy for the next 2 days....... just enter 2WheelsForever when you check out.......

Thanks for the support!

Later.


Giving THANKS......

I grabbed this shot from the HEAVY blog...

New Blood Kevin showing his bike is show and GO....... fucking awesome shot of an awesome bike!

The way I WISH I was spending Thanksgiving.....

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

BUCKLE UP.......

So, we are gonna hold off on selling Issue 4 for a few more days.....

At this point we have sent out every copy of Issue 3 that we know was lost..... if you are missing a copy send me an email (tim@showclassmag.com)... DO NOT PUT IT IN THE COMMENTS, please.... I'll never keep track of it there......... send me an email and we will sort it.........

Seems that some people's third issues were casualties of RUFF SORTING.... no, that's not a new Craig's List category for Men seeking Men...... we tried to send the mags out a la old Easy Riders with a dust-jacket that we could address.... well, ends up the USPS sorting machines aren't too stoked on that.... a bunch of you have gotten jackets from the first mailing but not the mag inside...... WELL, THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN for Issue 4........ we are gonna go back to the tried and true ENVELOPES......... hey, we are new to this... learning as we go.... and trying to stay CLASSY the whole time...........

That being said, Issue 4 is gonna RULE...

Jamie from REPOP KILLED IT with the cover art and an AMAZING LIMITED EDITION belt buckle............ he's only making 100... they are already on sale...... don't miss out....... I am so fucking stoked on these things it's kinda lame...........



And just in time for the holidays we are jamming the mag full of hot naked chicks, rad bikes and LEGIT tech............

Here's a sneak peak.......

We are gonna put it on SALE at the end of the week...... hopefully enough time to get Issue 3 finally put to bed and get you stoked before the holidays and the fucking COLD WINTER.........



Half way GONE.....

Thanks to everyone who has ordered a CALENDAR..... We have sold just over half of what we ordered..... so, if you want one make sure you get on it before you miss out.....

They will be in the mail to everyone the week of December 12th..... they will be there before Christmas........

Just in case you're on the fence....... here's a couple pages just as a teaser.....


Anonymous.......

Our old friend the ever cowardly ANONYMOUS is back.....

"I hope Issue 4 is as rad as Issue 3.... Oh wait.. I wouldnt know."

Let me preface by saying generally when you are trying to make an underhanded jab at someone you want to be careful not to look like an idiot.... you posted this on the calendar post.... it probably woulda made more sense if you'd waited until I post up about Issue 4 in a few minutes.....

I am posting this for 2 reasons..... first I don't have anything to hide.... Not only have Clarke and I been on top of the shipping problem but we have spent A LOT of time and MONEY to send out EACH and EVERY LOST issue that we know of.

Second, I am posting this so that everyone reading this knows.... We VERY MUCH appreciate EACH and EVERY order that we get.... BUT with that being said, if you are pissed at us please email me and let me send you your cash back..... right now.

Thus far every person that I have heard from has been understanding about the problem and stoked on our solution.... I think we are being as fucking stand-up as we can......


So, to you, Anonymous, I say.... how about this stop being a pussy and send me an email... or post up with your REAL name..... I will gladly send you Issue 3 for the third FUCKING time and your goddamn money back.... Otherwise you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Cat's outa the BAG....

I gotta share this....

We've been working hard as hell on Issue 4 AND the CALENDAR.....

Both are gonna kinda blow minds.....

I know we've been a little mysterious about the calendar... so, I decided to share a little so everyone could see what we've been doing.....

So, to start, the CALENDAR is gonna have 2 COVERS..... just rad shop art for you to hang when 2012 is over........ We couldn't decide which art we liked better so we said, "fuck it" and went with both......




Each month, besides being kept up to speed on all the important dates (including Arbor Day and David Allen Coe's birthday) we're gonna give you a little inspiration.... both to be in and out of the shop......

Bikes........





Chicks........... And man, has this part been tough..... hahahaha.....





And if that ain't enough we are gonna give you some useful shop charts...... drill/ tap chart, metric to standard tire conversion charts, carb breakdowns............

We decided to print only 1,000 of these things..... so, just like Issue 1 get them while they're HOT..... they are selling fast.....

They will be IN YOUR HANDS BEFORE x-mas.... or Kwanza if you prefer..........

Later.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Clear the Air

To the Grave Air Fresheners- Valhalla Vanilla Scented


On sale now. One will already be sent out with issue 4 to everyone that has ever subscribed before Thanksgiving. To try to show our thanks for the holidays and to help clear the air for the bang up job on Issue 3 by the post office fucktards.


My house hasn't smelled this much like a stripper in a while.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Kinda weird and RAD....

We are stoked to be part of the best chopper show going next year........... Salt of the Earth guys putting it together and AMAZING bikes........ Can't fucking wait.......


Race shit DAWG......

I don't know how you can dig old motorcycles and NOT love dirt track racers........

So, when I heard that Warren Jr. was building a 45" racer I knew we had to be involved...... AND I'm fucking stoked to say that we are OFFICIALLY sponsoring the team.................. I don't know what that means exactly.... but I feel like it's LEGIT!

CLASSY guy and a CLASSY bike.... maybe we'll make some race team shirts........

You can read and see more in Issue 4..........

I'm fucking stoked!!!


Southern exposure......

So, some fucking scumbag has been breaking into shops near the the Show Class southern base..... I'm on the case and I fucking hope I catch them..... but I can't be there 24-7 so, in the meantime we have to try to protect our shit..... fucking crazy.....

The solution..... we got a full-time, bite the shit out of anyone who breaks in DOG.....



She's a puppy but already into the job...... problem is we got her as a rescue and her name SUCKS..... so, we are looking for a GOOD name....... either funny (like Porkchop - my Boston) or cool.... or tough (not 2Pac tough or gay like Capone)..... something catchy and cool.....

The front-runners so far are.....

- drumstick
- hot sauce


If you come up with a name we use I'll hook you up with some good shit...... just throw them in a comment or email them to me - tim@showclassmag.com

Thanks!

Later.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Beer Jackets

Keep your beers cold and your hand warm, you know... for the ladies.


Comes with built in instruction manual on the bottom.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Love Lost

Came home to a little love note left as a comment with no name...


"Anonymous said...
yeah im not buying it, been how long and still no mag yet!!! im getting stuff in that i ordered way after you said you sent out these 2nd round of mags...and i subscribed and bought stuff from you..."

Anyone that thinks we are full of shit, please give us your email address and we will send you a copy of the postal receipts along with a refund. We would rather not have our time and hard work in your hands.

Thanks to everyone else for your trust, patience, understanding and support.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Showing some Class

Fine example spotted at the Two Wheels Brazil Show...


Paulo, your lady's bold choice in attire gets 3 thumbs up.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Calendar's are FOR SALE....

We are ONLY taking PRE ORDERS.... THESE WILL NOT SHIP UNTIL DECEMBER 10TH.... we are only gonna print about 1,000 of these... but we are selling them now so that they can be in your hands by Christmas or Chanukah (or Kwanza if you prefer)....... so, act fast before they are gone....

I don't want to let too much out of the bag so I'm just gonna show you a couple of the in-progress shots of the art and photos....

The calendar will be mag sized and have bikes, chicks, useful shop tables and charts, HOMESICK chicks and even the days of the year prominently displayed.... this is gonna be something you will be stoked on every day of the year... I promise....

So, go GET ONE....

Here are some shots of the coverS (that's right more than one)..... and some more shots of another of the lovely ladies who agreed to help make your time in the shop a little easier......

Thanks as always for your support!