Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Anonymous.......

Our old friend the ever cowardly ANONYMOUS is back.....

"I hope Issue 4 is as rad as Issue 3.... Oh wait.. I wouldnt know."

Let me preface by saying generally when you are trying to make an underhanded jab at someone you want to be careful not to look like an idiot.... you posted this on the calendar post.... it probably woulda made more sense if you'd waited until I post up about Issue 4 in a few minutes.....

I am posting this for 2 reasons..... first I don't have anything to hide.... Not only have Clarke and I been on top of the shipping problem but we have spent A LOT of time and MONEY to send out EACH and EVERY LOST issue that we know of.

Second, I am posting this so that everyone reading this knows.... We VERY MUCH appreciate EACH and EVERY order that we get.... BUT with that being said, if you are pissed at us please email me and let me send you your cash back..... right now.

Thus far every person that I have heard from has been understanding about the problem and stoked on our solution.... I think we are being as fucking stand-up as we can......


So, to you, Anonymous, I say.... how about this stop being a pussy and send me an email... or post up with your REAL name..... I will gladly send you Issue 3 for the third FUCKING time and your goddamn money back.... Otherwise you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!

20 comments:

brian said...

Well put. Fuck that guy.

Anonymous said...

I paid, subscribed for the entire year. Number 2 was late as fuck and number 3 still hasn't shown up. I was in the first issue for christs sake! Plus, the only reason I got a subscription was because I was told there would be entire pages of black cock on display. I've only seen one black guy and his cock was no where in sight, what a rip off

McFonzarelli said...

Hey guys. You fucked up, people get to make fun of you. Plain and simple.

Clean the sand out of your pussies, and try to take it like men next time someone calls you out.

DSTim said...

Are you fucking retarded?

I'm not looking for an easy time or your warm snuggles.... I'm fully ready to own the problem....

But I think of the people who buy this mag friends or sorts... maybe you're too cool or tough but here on sandy pussy lane when one of my friends makes a mistake, especially one he owns up to, I accept it and move on... I don't keep throwing up in his face like a fag - especially when I have publicly admitted to a problem and went to GREAT lengths to fix it..... but hey, I guess I'm a chick....

Why don't you send me your email and I'll refund your money too.... you obviously don't get it and I'd rather not break my dick for a mag for you to enjoy.... you and ANONYMOUS can take your fair weather trend humping on to another magazine......

McFonzarelli said...

Hahaha Wow. It took until yesterday for my copy of issue 3 to show up, but I never complained, I still wore my subscribers patch and 'classy' pin with pride, I've got the all filler no killer tshirt, and a fucking sticker on my swingarm, but I make one passing comment on your complaining and you want to shut me out? That's fine. You have my email address, you have my home address, I've been a subscriber since day one. You can figure it out how to refund me.

DSTim said...

Complaining? That's funny.... probably the funniest joke you've ever made.... sadly.....

Passing comment? Haha.... that's pretty good too....

You call me a pussy for standing up for myself (after I've eaten a self-made shit sandwich) and you think I'm just supposed to thank you for chiming in?

Thanks for the support!

anon's gf said...

speaking of pussies -- issue 3 was lacking. the tits sucked too. poor form for something that took two months to mail.

Clarke said...

Let me start by saying that some of you have may not be able to comprehend how frustrating this has been. Put 1,000 hours into something you love to have it almost fall apart, then put 100 more hours into trying to fix it and stand there and take shots about it. I think you might have the wrong guys. Me and Tim take this like a cancer in the family, serious as fuck and are doing what we can to make it right. We Fucked up? We own the problem but the only way we fucked up is by trusting the post office to do their job, twice. And we paid for it through the nose. The only way that could be avoided so it is entirely on us is to personally hand deliver it to a couple thousand people. Sorry but we dont have that kinda time. We are trying like hell to make it right. I would rather have this be a small mag with 1,000 tight nit supporters and chug along that way forever rather than sell our soul and have it in the hands of people that would take shots and kick us while we were down. I understand and respect your frustration, if you cant do the same, lets call it a day and break up. Not my first choice, but getting into internet fights with ghosts is one of my last choices. If anyone wants to talk about it man to man and find a solution, give me a call. Clarke 610-547-1258

DannyD said...

it's now for everyone, that's for sure. they said that from the beginning...

Anonymous said...

The quality of the photos suck asshole and the women are busted toothless whores. Plus it takes 6 months to get two issues. It looks like you guys printed these pieces of shit on a 20$ printer from fucking staples. You guys are a bunch of disorganized fags. Now you are hating on everyone because you can't even manage to send the mags to the people who bought them.

DSTim said...

Hahahahahahahahah..... did I bum you out?

seven50four said...

wow.. people really need to chill the fuck out, and enjoy a good mag., took to long to get to ya? so fucking what..

ok kyle said...

hahaha blog wars are awesome!! dude anonymous your cracking me up are u really that big of a bitch or are we on some kind of prank show? chill out Clark and Tim are two of my greatest friends in the world and vary stand up guys. They offer you a solution and you still bitch. Any way Clark miss you man see you for christmas!Tim miss you man hope you make it up in February!! stay gold.

FONZ said...

First off McFonz, get your own schtick ya mouthy little fag. Secondly, I can tell you are one of those kids who thinks it's cool and hard to be disrespectful, but if you ever get around some actual bikers you might want to check that shit. See you LEARNED your attitude from MTV and BET while other people actually EARNED theirs and guys like that won't grin and give you bro hugs when you tell them they are cry babies with sandy pussies. One day you will be able to tell the difference between earned and learned, I only hope the lesson is a painful one.

FONZ

FONZ said...

BTW McFonz-- I'm from Brooklyn. You're from QUEENS. But keep talking and switching back and forth between your various identities. The tough biker friends on this guy's blog are actually other blogs by him if you look a little deeper. CLOWN

DSMatt said...

I've never witnessed a display of cowardice on the interwebs this large before. Anonymous needs to get the dicks out of his mouth and man up. I see first hand the work that goes into this magazine, every day. To continue to cry about delays at this point, after everything they've done to correct the problem, is fucking insane. No other magazine, or company for that matter would come out of pocket the way that they have. Tim should hand deliver your issue and refund, and then stomp a new hole in that worn out ass of yours...

captainsportster said...

Tim / Clark

You guys rock, people will be jerks on the interweb just because they can. I got Tim's email apologizing for the delay and it was BECAUSE of all this crap that I signed up for a subscription / coozy / and a shirt.

Keep up the awesome work, I look forward to issue 4, and if you're ever in Fredericksburg, VA your beers are on me.

righteous said...

When does issue 2 come out?

Moribund Garage said...

Holy smokes...
Tim, once again, dig the mag and will pass it on (again). Package headed out for you this week MI to start the x-mas spirit.

righteous said...

hahaha by the way, I was totally JOKING when i wrote the anonymous!! obviously haha i wrote that i was in the first issue! i did NOT write the other anonymous comment!!!! I have a subscription and all my mags have showed up on time! i wqas just jumping on the ballbreaking bandwagon!! i love you guys! especially VANDER