Ask Nick from the Haints. Wait, what's a fuckin Haint?
According to some shit I just googled...
-Wraiths who died of famine, genocide, or some other atrocity, and enter the underworld as spectres driven by insatiable hunger capable of appearing in visible form or otherwise manifesting itself to the living.
-A ghost or spook.
Well that clears things up a bit. For those of you with other mind bending questions of brutal intellect, this is your chance to pry into the questionable mind of just one of the honkey spooks that managed to get kicked out of almost every bar they graced during one of the biggest motobiker gang bangs on the planet. It really is the company you keep that adds to the quality of life. This is also your chance to be a part of the first issue in a series of documented bad decisions. The questions that Nick decides to chew up and spit out will be in print and suitable for even the highest quality of bathroom readings. Leave your question as a comment and dump one on him. Enjoy...

28 comments:
are you a freak a lurker or just a wierdo?tell us your best ride and with who? big love fingers
So nick, at what point did you decide that "choppies" and "Roberts" were going to be at the top of your "Things I like to slay" list?
Oh and if I was dying would you kiss just the tip?
What's your favorite Big Dog Chopper?
Would you rather Run over a bicyclist while riding your motorcycle or piss on the pope when you meet him in person?
How long has it taken for you to get your period as correct as it is at this point?
And do you feel that said period in time will become heavier or lighter?
Who does your hair?
How many Haints does it take to screw in a light bulb?
If I fart in a jar, will the smell stay or will it dissipate? Will it help if I go bare ass? Should I boil it to vacuum seal the freshness?
Have you ever heard of a "rainbow kiss?"
What's the chopper scene like in Alabama and what does it mean when your pee turns white
Share some background info and one of your favorite stories about the Haints. When does Benji get patched in?
Benji is DS for life.....
What's your favorite dance move?
Why is Birmingham on more episodes of First 48 than any other city?
What's your favorite part on your Pan?
Do you put oil from your motorcycle on your beard or oil from your beard in your motorcycle?
Are you as fed up with society as a whole and all these fuckers that think they are bikers because they bought the scene?
Whats your definition of a biker or a brother or for that matter do you even care?
Is Alabama as sweet as Lynyrd Skynyrd says?
Whats your favorite bike (not your own)
Whats the history of the Haints? Grow up together or just end up together through motorbikes?
Do you get your good weed and your blunt weed from the same wigger?
Do you feel that having a sporty chop and a pan chop make you a more well-rounded modern day biker? If yes, explain.
What happened to The Weed Steed?
Cherokee Chinstrap, Tuscaloosa Dumpling or Male Docking?
What are your thoughts on Alabama Hot Pockets?
Would you rather:
A. sit in a chopper circle
OR
B. on my face
A.Dave-0 wants to know how big your Pistons are and possibly your shirt size?
B. Kyle says whats your pants size and favorite color?
C. Nate asked who your favorite Death Science guy is, his is Tim, but I love Fingers.
D. Chip wants to know how long have you been riding, and if he runs out of gas can he ride Bitch with you to get gas?
E. I SHOPRAG, just want to know why your so photogenic (I loved the Chop Cult spread you had) and whos your favorite American idol?
what standards have to be met to be labeled a critter?
Would you rather be balls deep in a midget, or a midget deep in balls? and Why doesn't your sissy bar have a noose on it?
A) Why would I want to ask YOU questions?
B) Whatever.
C) I hate your guts.
is it gay if you cum, or is it only gay if youre gay?
what was your favorite part about our ride out to california last year?
I think it's only gay if you look at each other in the eyes. Or am I wrong? Nick would know.
When building the weed machine, Did you vision that exact bike or did it progressively build it self? please explain
Which part of building the bike gave you the hardest time?
What is your experience as far as acting goes?
are those motors on your leg? if so what are they?
How did you hook up with Duane? can you share your favorite story involving the two of you?
Do warm PBR's make you puke?
if you could speak another language as well as english, which would it be?
1. Would you rather make out with your Dad (clothes on but you have to call him by his first name and rub his boner over his pants) or get a million dollars cash with no strings attached?
When Fabricating and welding custom parts with your friends, Do you Bump helmets with them?
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